I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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