I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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