well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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