I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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