You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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