I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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