Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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