would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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