I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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