I think my vagina is haunted
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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