How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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