Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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