He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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