Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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