So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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