You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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