Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize