I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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