i permit you to call me
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Randomize