I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Randomize