i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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