Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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