are you still at the devil's house?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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