The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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