I don't think brook has ever known best
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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