How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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