This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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