What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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