Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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