Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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