Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you win again, gameday.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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