you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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