I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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