your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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