did you get engaged???
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
why is half of my head shaved?
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