I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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