your thong is hanging out like whoa
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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