you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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