But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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