Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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