1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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