If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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