overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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