did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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