Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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