i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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