then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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