I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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