Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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