Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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